eggplantmaniac420:

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

cyanastrologist:

❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating

✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.

reignsan:

How did they make Bowser look so much like Jack Black without actually making him look like Jack Black

pinktinselmonstrosity:

the way more government ministers have resigned today than on any day in history and yet johnson still decided to sack someone…… and it was GOVE…… i’m literally high on shadenfreude rn this is amazing

ignorethepineapples:

me and the girlies watching the government collapse

justnoodlefishthings:

Do not use Discord to seek an abortion. Discord willingly hands out user data to the cops.

Use Signal to communicate for seeking an abortion, they use double ended encryption

drtanner:

So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making.

Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.

It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.

djgrannyglasses:

Kind of shipping Chrissy Cunningham and Eddie Munson

neerasrealm:

It’s the symbolism of the characters growing up by voting to end the violence that’s plagued Derry their entire lives okay